(Source: sissy-that-walk, via milesjai)

Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?
Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*

come-get-it-baee:

when u have to poop but alot of people are over
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(via fuckyeahloldemort)

optimus-primette:

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah

optimus-primette:

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah

(Source: meanplastic, via fuckyeahloldemort)

mexicanest:

plugging in a usb on the first try
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gay8:

if i go to hell i’m gonna torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or if it’s just me

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tornrnypickles:

Freak people out in public restrooms by saying “come in” when they knock on the stall door

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

webmails:

a snake live there ?

webmails:

a snake live there ?

(Source: bringtheruckuss, via fuckyeahloldemort)

bettydraperlookingpissed:

Me when “Yonce” starts

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Me when “Partition” ends

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(via rj4gui4r)