humorking:

beyonce could be taking a shit right now 

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

Straight haired person: Just comb it!
Curly haired person:
pizzaight:

this has gone too far

pizzaight:

this has gone too far

(via troyesivan)

nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

(Source: epic-vines, via rj4gui4r)

(Source: nocoffeeplease, via milesjai)

Anonymous said: Are you an elixir? because you just made my PP go up.

sorry:

OMG I LOVE THIS ONE

POKEMON 4 LYFE

brbjellyfishing:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

I just found this on stumbleupon with no context and no website. Just the image url.

Who is she

brbjellyfishing:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

I just found this on stumbleupon with no context and no website. Just the image url.

Who is she

(via theres-dna-on-your-cheek)

baby: d-d-d-d
dad: daddy?
baby: destroy capitalism
karl marx: nice